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I hate shaving. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
Me too. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
I just cut myself again. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
Did you use a new blade? |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
Maybe you should use an electric shaver. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
Maybe you should stop shaving. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
And grow a beard? |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
Sure. Why not? |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard. |
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抱歉,暂无中文翻译 |
Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off. |
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